Meme Cycle 101
A Scientific Study of Your Financial Destruction
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Discover your personalized path to financial ruin
The Extended Suffering Timeline
30 checkpoints on your journey to financial enlightenment (bankruptcy)
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WTF is this?
Great question. This is an educational tool designed to help you lose money with style and grace. Think of it as a roadmap to financial ruin, but make it aesthetic.
Every meme coin investor follows the same predictable pattern. It starts with discovery (usually a tweet from someone with 12 followers and a laser-eyed profile pic), progresses through euphoria (when you're convinced you've cracked the code), and ends with acceptance (when you realize you ARE the liquidity).
This chart maps that journey with scientific precision. We've studied thousands of degen wallets, read countless "HODL" tweets posted minutes before selling, and analyzed the correlation between rocket emojis and portfolio destruction. The results are conclusive: you will lose money, but at least now you'll understand why.
"Behind every meme coin millionaire are ten thousand people who bought the top and never sold because they 'believe in the project.'" - Ancient Blockchain Proverb
You're reading this thinking "This won't happen to me. I'm different. I've done my research (looked at 2 tweets and a website built with Wix)." But here's the thing: everyone thinks they're different. You're not special. You're exit liquidity with aspirations.
The beautiful part? You'll read this entire page, nod sagely, maybe even share it with your friends, and then immediately go all-in on a token called "SafeMoonElonCumRocket" because the chart looks like it's about to break out. Spoiler: it's not. It's about to rug.
But we don't judge. In fact, we encourage it. How else are the early sellers going to exit? Someone has to buy their bags. Thank you for your service.
Click any wojak below to see exactly where you are in your financial crisis journey
Final Thoughts (That You'll Ignore)
If you've made it this far, congratulations. You've spent more time reading about risk management than you'll spend researching your next investment. That's actually kind of impressive in its own way.
Remember: the house always wins, the devs always rug, and your entry is always the top. These are the fundamental laws of meme coin physics, as immutable as gravity and death.
But hey, at least now when you lose everything, you can say "I was warned." That's worth something. (It's not. It's worth nothing. Like your portfolio.)